Week 6
2/25/07
Once again, it’s ya girl NFL Vixen coming at ya with another edition of Fact or Fiction. Well, I guess week 5 was “WIN BY 3 POINTS OR LESS WEEK”. The Jets, Titans, Eagles and Redskins are undefeated going into week 6. Coach Moneyball, after taking some time off to deal with some personal issues, came back played a great game, beating the Lions. Best wishes to Money and his family.
During Money's post game interview, he guaranteed it would be him and the Titans in the MPL bowl. I just got one question...How are the Eagles and the Titans gonna be in the MPL bowl when these teams are in the same conference? Also, this is just mid season. You know as well as I do that Madden works in mysterious ways and you can't put your cart before the horse come playoff time. If you wanna crown yourself now, then do what you gotta do. But I will say this, If you get too cocky, you will end up screwing yourself. You're great Money, we all know it, but don't write a check that you can't cash! You're right Big Boss, I think he's just campaigning for Best Trash Talker for season VII. Also in week 5, yours truly, got a verbal thrashing from Wade on ‘Studs and Duds’ for failing to attempt and onside kick when down with less than a minute left in the 4th. Now, I am on the board of shame with the rest of the disappointments of this season.
Coach Ducati resigned as head coach of the Raider last week. Rumor has it, he was not happy with some of the league’s policies. No one knows why he really left, but I heard it wasn’t pretty, LOL. All I know is that I woke up one morning and read in the paper that the Raiders were looking for a head coach. I was like “WTF! That fool needs to stop it. He was probably throwing a fit about something and they gave him his pink slip.” You know what…I’m gonna make a new phrase. When you fuss about everything and you think you that everyone has to accommodate you, I’m gonna say “Stop it, you’re acting real Ducati-ish right now LMAO.”
I got a special guest this week…He is a retired MPL coach. I heard from a reliable source that he retired to pursue his music video career LOL. He’s also in the MPL hall of fame for winning 3 MPL championships. He is known for changing his name more than he changes his drawers. He is considered the BIGGEST trash talker in the league. He talks so much smack, he wins some of his games just from his intimidation factor…He’s THE CHAMP, THE KING, THE RULER…now known as Chacarron…Please welcome Rashad to the set LMAO!
Well, we’re about to make it inferno hot with this week’s guest. Remember…I only got 1 rule; be honest and don’t hold back. Sit down with ya girl and let me know what you feel is fact or fiction!
Please welcome to the set:
Guests
Lil J (Redskins)
Poolguard (Rams)
Special Guest
Rashad (3X MPL Champ)
(NFL Vixen)=My Comments
1. After the firing of head coach X-Rated, the Vikings still have a shot making the playoffs with rookie head coach oconner8089.
Poolguard - Fiction. The Jets are on fire and Randy is in that division. He will probably finish 3rd in the division and miss the playoffs.
Lil J - Fiction. He is in a tough division with Randy and the Jets guy who has been unstoppable.
Rashad - The best owner the Vikings ever had was X-rated. No one will be able to control them now that the great x-rated is gone.
2. Coach Crazykevmack is not living up to preseason expectations as the head coach of the 49ers with a 1-4 record going into week 6.
Poolguard - Fiction. He is doing exactly what we think of the 49ers . . . well . . . except Sully
Lil J - Fiction. Nothing good can come with those 49ers. Having played them this week, they just seem to screw you over some how…as Sully would know.
Rashad - Fact. He comes in playing with the niners, a team that Sully made great. We forget how bad the 49ers actually are. Every new guy coming is the next great hope. He is not doing what I expected of him.
3. After the controversial resignation of hall of fame coach ducati, rookie head coach Raid R Nation can step up and keep the raiders playoff hopes alive.
Poolguard - Fact …err uh Fiction…uh Ducati quit? What the hell?????? Stop laughing! (LOL) This is serious…… (You didn’t know he quit?) I’m just playing, I knew, but who cares what ‘raid r nation’ does with the raiders, (What Ever) that s@%t I said is funny. LOL
Lil J - Fact. That division looks pretty close right now. If Nvrquit or Bigboss does not step there game up, Raiders could win that division.
Rashad - Fact. He actually might save the team. Ducati can’t make the playoffs in ANY league so to assume he would’ve made it with the Raiders is a fallacy.
4. The Raven’s Coach NFL Vixen special teams threw the game by not attempting an onside kick with 30 seconds left in the game and only being down by 2 points.
Poolguard - Fiction. But fire the special teams coach anyway.(LOL)
Lil J - Fact. They have Reggie Bush in the backfield; he can get the first down with a toss or a counter. Also, the onside kick is easy to do on madden, all you have to do is kick it right at the player and he fumbles the ball. LOL (LOL)
Rashad - LOL....Fiction. That’s inexperience. Never been in tough games like that, it can fry your brain and you forget things. I see that Vixen is getting better so as she gets better she will automatically know what to do. Side note: I own her husband on the sticks.
5. The Patriots have the worst defense in the league at week 6 allowing an average of 30 points per game.
Poolguard - Fiction. Don’t get me started on defenses. Because the Rams D has been horrific, causing me much frustration. At least I have 2 dogs now to kick the crap out of instead of throwing my nice wireless controller.
Lil J - Fiction. He has played opponents that are very talented offensively and have good offensive teams like the Colts or the Jets who have Coles. But Prez should know defense wins championships. He will have that defense looking good by the time playoffs come. (So, who do you think has the worst defense?) The Bucs. (Why?) LOL. They have the slowest and oldest team. They look like turtles trying to keep up with WRs like Santana Moss
Rashad - Fact....I had to go look at some stats. 30 points a game is a ridiculous stat. But a close 2nd might be those 3-1 Steelers. They might be 3-1 but their D is giving out free girl scout cookies.
Random Question:
6. Paying over $81,000.00 for 40 strippers in one night is a good investment.
Poolguard - Fact. But only if you get one of them pregnant. (LOL). Stop laughing!!! (I wasn't expecting that). Of course not. (What kind of sense does that make LMAO)? Well - strippers implies that you only get to look at them - getting 1 of them pregnant means that you banged one - which is the coolest thing for a guy. (emm emm emm Pool, you’re a WILD BOY…LMAO)
Lil J - Fact. For that kind of money, they better be good strippers, LOL. (What are you implying?) LOL no comment. (That’s not an acceptable answer on my set…) Fine, there better be more than a stripper acts going on is what I’m implying and they better have pretty eyes too LMAO. (You are a mess LMAO)
Rashad - Fact....if I had Pacmans dough I would probably do the same thing. What else do I have to spend my money on? But I'm thinking about it, why would I be out with 81,000 when I can have all the butt nekkid woman come to me, and lay back and.... you’d be a fool, to think the king wouldn’t be out tricking ..... It would be like runtherock being a true champ....it’s just a fallacy. (LMAO…That was priceless)
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